Monday, September 06, 2004

Try To Remember That Time In September....

Truth in Advertising.
Boudreaux’s Butt Paste is exactly what the name says. George Boudreaux came up with the stuff to use on diaper rashes. But it can also be used for acne, blisters, poison ivy, etc. Check it out at If your butt needs paste, this is the product for you. And now - this blog!

Kerry’s Daughters
They showed up at the MTV Video Music Awards ceremony, for no apparent reason, with the Bush Twins. And were booed, for no apparent reason, marring an otherwise tasteful event.

Other W’s.
Wonkette, an inside-the-Beltway gal with her own blog was approached by Playboy last spring, along with the Washingtonienne, an inside-the-Beltway gal with a racier blog (about DC pols she’s bedded, among other things). The Washingtonienne (aka Jessica Cutler) has in fact now been featured naked at (you have to join the site to view the pictures, however).

The photo series is called "Wild in Washington," timed to coincide with the GOP Convention. In the accompanying interview, the Washingtonienne reveals that she is a Republican. She also has a book deal with Hyperion, which is owned by Disney.

So maybe there’s hope for me with this blog thing. I would pose naked for Playboy in a New York minute. And I have dozens of pathetic sex stories, compiled over years of personal experience!

Recording Session
The Ducks are gathering again on Sept. 25, is the plan, to record the DVD commentary.

Because I made a 911 call a year or so ago, I have been subpoenaed to testify at a rape trial tomorrow. This should be interesting. All I heard was a scream at midnight, a window crash, and a car burning rubber up the street. If prosecutors can get a conviction out of that, well, more power to them. Something happened, that’s for sure.


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