It’s A Long Long Time From May To December.

Nooze
I learned from the New York Observer's "Off the Record," that the New York Times is merging its various Sunday fashion magazines into one mongo-mag called T. The debut issue declares, apparently, that "buttocks are the new breasts," Dakota Fanning is the "new Gwyneth Paltrow," and Grace Mugabe is the "new Imelda Marcos." What will be Dakota Fanning’s new buttocks, I wonder? And who the hell is Dakota Fanning?

President Clinton is getting heart bypass surgery this weekend, making him a no-show at my barbecue. Again.

Kerry That Weight!
"The vice president called me unfit for office last night. I'm going to leave it to you to decide whether five deferments makes someone more qualified to defend this nation than two tours of duty."

Weird
From the UK Guardian: "… only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean."

How many of them live in California?

Is It Rolling, Bob?
The first volume of Bob Dylan’s memoirs will hit the stores in October.

Blogosphere!
Air conditioning contractors!
http://acca.blogs.com/accabuzz/2004/02/so_whats_a_blog.html

Englishman has dinner!
http://timesnewroman.blogspot.com/

"Why do bloggers tend to smell bad?"
http://www.wonkette.com/