Wednesday, August 31, 2005

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News from Fucking, Austria
Police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger told the Sunday Telegraph: "We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile."

News from the United States
People were looking for the source of a mysterious, recurring screaming in Liberty, Ohio.

Visit Dildo!

Dildo is located on Route 80, approximately 15 km from the Trans Canada Highway. It is thought that the community may have got its name from Spain or Portugal, or an algonquin tree, or the shape of the headland that forms the harbour. This community is blessed with beautiful scenery and is an excellent place for whale watching!

The wonderful city of New Orleans could well be history, along with parts of Mississippi. Already the bloggers are weighing in. RFK Jr., blogging on Huffington Post blames global warming and the Governor of Louisiana. James K. Glassman was outraged, over at Tech Central Station, claiming that global warming had nothing to do with Katrina, and RFK Jr. is an “enviro-predator.” Sidney Blumenthal, in DER SPIEGEL on-line, blamed President Bush: “The Bush administration's policy of turning over wetlands to developers almost certainly also contributed to the heightened level of the storm surge.”

Can we all shut up for two minutes, and send some boats over there?

Katrina's Fury
Can we also ax references to the "fury" of storms? Storms are storms. They do not possess emotions.


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