tax time blog

Doing taxes. I have been a bit, um, lax. Write me a letter in prison, okay? I’ll shiv somebody for you! I’m actually looking forward to prison. I’m a little too old for the macho rape thing (I think), and I look forward to being the kindly scribe that helps my fellow sociopaths with their appeals. Maybe I’ll raise birds. Start a Dickens seminar. Send some young tattooed “gangsta” (scare quotes!) on the path to redemption. I can’t wait!

Or maybe I’ll just fill out the forms…..