Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Tuesday, Bloody Tuesday

BRITNEY
I'm a little worried about Britney. Do you think she's all right? Ditto the Olsen twins.

THE NEW MILITARY
President Bush announced something!
We are going to re-disperse troops, bringing military back from Korea, Germany, etc. to make them better able to travel to Korea, Germany, etc. in the future. I love America!

THE DUCK'S BREATH MODEL
We have oodles of experience at re-dispersing, and are especially good at being in one place when needed somewhere else. Can we be consultants?

MOMENT ON SAN FRANCISCO STREET
A seventy-something guy with long hair and beard, wearing a tartan-free spotless white kilt, and a pink tee-shirt, on which was written, "Security Monitor," in white embossed lettering.

Would you rather have a nervous 18-year-old in uniform with a loaded semi-automatic weapon monitoring your security, or the gentleman just mentioned?

Frankly, I'm at sixes and sevens.


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