Memorial Day sex blog!
And the hair on the palms/masturbation thing - what about that?
The FDA has received about 38 reports of blindness occurring among users of impotence drugs.
Female orgasms!
Apparently, they serve no evolutionary purpose. They’re kind of like juggling, painting-by-numbers, and growing roses.
This just in, from Toledo.
Well, from May 3, 2005 anyway….
WTVG-ABC informs us that a Toledo Mom gave birth to her first child in early May: “The proud parents say they received a sign she is special in an ultrasound photo taken about a month ago. After taking a closer look at the ultrasound they say there's an image of Jesus Christ in it. It's an image mom and dad say they can see in two of the ultrasound images taken that day. It's also a sign that came when they both needed it most.”
A victory! For something!
The following sticker has been removed from textbooks in Georgia:
"This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered."
Studied it carefully, critically considered it- wow! It’s true! Get over it!
Memorial Day
“Happy Memorial Day!”
My wife thinks there’s something not quite right about saying that.
Somehow this holiday, meant to honor our fallen soldiers, has become the occasion to break out the barbecues for the summer. That’s what I’m going to do anyway. I spoke to my father about this – he being a veteran of both WWII (“The Big One,” he calls it), and the Korean War, and he wasn’t overly upset. I believe he plans to break out the barbecue himself.
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The FDA has received about 38 reports of blindness occurring among users of impotence drugs.
Female orgasms!
Apparently, they serve no evolutionary purpose. They’re kind of like juggling, painting-by-numbers, and growing roses.
This just in, from Toledo.
Well, from May 3, 2005 anyway….
WTVG-ABC informs us that a Toledo Mom gave birth to her first child in early May: “The proud parents say they received a sign she is special in an ultrasound photo taken about a month ago. After taking a closer look at the ultrasound they say there's an image of Jesus Christ in it. It's an image mom and dad say they can see in two of the ultrasound images taken that day. It's also a sign that came when they both needed it most.”
A victory! For something!
The following sticker has been removed from textbooks in Georgia:
"This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered."
Studied it carefully, critically considered it- wow! It’s true! Get over it!
Memorial Day
“Happy Memorial Day!”
My wife thinks there’s something not quite right about saying that.
Somehow this holiday, meant to honor our fallen soldiers, has become the occasion to break out the barbecues for the summer. That’s what I’m going to do anyway. I spoke to my father about this – he being a veteran of both WWII (“The Big One,” he calls it), and the Korean War, and he wasn’t overly upset. I believe he plans to break out the barbecue himself.
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