Nostalgia Blog!
Punchlines, remembered with fondness and regret
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Hairlip!
And here's a banana for your monkey.
Pretty big word for a six year old.
Is it a black dick?
Rufus, you is a vagina!
Break her fingers.
That's not my finger.
A frog in a blender.
He gave me a ten inch pianist.
Smell it? I'm sitting in it!
Well, we're not gonna SPANK him.
And that's the bastard who ran over my frog!
You fuck ONE goat....
Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!
Who's that guy with Bob?
I was talking to the duck!
Why the long face?
I'll have whatever she's having!
Why would a circus need drywall?
What was THAT all about?
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Hairlip!
And here's a banana for your monkey.
Pretty big word for a six year old.
Is it a black dick?
Rufus, you is a vagina!
Break her fingers.
That's not my finger.
A frog in a blender.
He gave me a ten inch pianist.
Smell it? I'm sitting in it!
Well, we're not gonna SPANK him.
And that's the bastard who ran over my frog!
You fuck ONE goat....
Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!
Who's that guy with Bob?
I was talking to the duck!
Why the long face?
I'll have whatever she's having!
Why would a circus need drywall?
What was THAT all about?
posted by Merle Kessler at 3:38 PM
3 Comments:
"Some people just can't tell a joke." Not you, of course. Thanks for the reminders. (PS It's harelip.)
The Aristocrats!
Know it?! I wrote it!
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